gardenxgnostic-deactivated20120 asked: [[ squid is a highly unacceptable answer that will get you fed to weaboos. ]]

(( nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ))

gardenxgnostic-deactivated20120 asked: [[ should've been your first one, then. 8U ]]

( usually my first answer is squid. )

gardenxgnostic:

because i lack jade reaction images/gifs you get an ezio otter.
yes good. 

( excellent. )

(via gardenxgnostic-deactivated20120)

gardenxgnostic-deactivated20120 asked: [[ bread. the answer is bread. you should know this by now. ]]

( damn. that was my second guess. )

gardenxgnostic-deactivated20120 asked: [[ yo so guess which dipshit deleted their male!fef tumblr and made this one in its place. ]]

( um um um. hold on. i know this one. um…. um… wait… give me a minute.. um… uuuuuuuh…. is the answer me? )

that’s right! dave.

lucky bastard.

i’m stuck here with nothing but taco bell.

pffhehe.

i’m kidding.

though this new phone is difficult to use. i don’t think i like touch-screen phones at all.

karsprite asked: HONEY I'M HIVE.

oh my hehe. well, since i like cooking, and i tend to make a lot of food, i’d make the most delicious beef stew for you as well as various tasty meats wrapped in bacon. like… corndogs and filet mignon. all the time!  whatever you’d want. hehe. i’d also wear a MANLY apron. one of those “world’s #1 dad” or “world’s #1 grandpa” ones because it’d be funny. 

nighttimeknight:

john-egderp:

>A dark croak like noise and screech escape as his throat snaps back. A pained, human scream leaves it as the jaws open. You forget this causes pain to your host. But what is minor pain when it helps defend you? 

>The tentacles continue to snap around the wolf, growing to grab the beast and pry it off.

>please stop.

>You ignore this request. You must protect the host.

He bristles and snaps at the tentacles instead, grabbing one and trying to rip it off. He doesn’t know what’s going on, the the host and the darkness within it. All he sees is enemy, an enemy that threatened him. In a way he was just trying to protect Dave, too.

>Both jaws snap as the creature pushes itself up with the multiplying aura limbs. Black eyes flicker as he moves to clamp jagged teeth down on the wolf’s throat, bones making sick crackling noises as he tries to lengthen his neck and spine.

>please! stop! 

>Another pained human cry escapes a mouth.

>The creature freezes. You must protect the host. Never harm the host. 

>With a snarl, the second mouth closes and vanishes, and with his strength, he shoves the wolf off.

ý͉̞͖̭̤̘̅̑o̞̪͒͊u̠̗̖̟̝͔̐̿̈̅̇̆̚ͅ ̫̤͓̩̲͋̄ͥ̆ͯ̚̚g̠͌͆͐̽́̍̽o̝̼̤͓̳ť̳̹͈̋ͩͨͦ ̻̝͕͊lͮ͌ͨ͛̔͐u̖͔̺̺͔̭͐̇̀̓́c͍̝̈ͧ̿ky͌͑ͫ.͖̝͇̝̰̮͐̃̌́

>You relinquish control, a once again human John collapsing on the ground.